;[A]
::aka::Also Known As
::atm::At The Moment
:*:afk::Away From Keyboard
::asl::Age Sex Location
:*:ayt::Are You There
:*:ayod::Are You On Drugs
:*:asap::As Soon As Possible
;[B]
:*:bbs::Be Back Soon
:*:bbl::Be Back Later
:*:btw::By The Way
:*:brb::Be Right Back
:*:bbiab::Be Back In A Bit
::bw::BandWidth
;[C]
::ctg::ColinGlover.com
:*:ctc::Care To Chat
::cya::See You
:*:cmon::Come On
:*:c'mon::Come On
:*:cs::Counter Strike
;[D]
:*:dk::Don't Know
::def::Definitely
:*:dnf::Did Not Finish
:*:dnd::Do Not Disturb
;[E]
:*:egd::Everybody Get Down
;[F]
::faq::Frequently Asked Question
:*:fyi::For Your Information
;[G]
::gl::Good Luck
:*:gd::Good Day
:*:gm::Good Morning
::ge::Good Evening
::gn::GoodNight
:*:g8r::Gator
:*:gtg::Got To Go
:*:goya::Get Off Your Ass
:*:goyla::Get Off Your Lazy Ass
;[H]
::hig::How's It Going
;[I]
::ib::I'm Back
:*:idk::I Don't Know
:*:imho::In My Honest Opinion
;[J]
:*:jc::Just Chilling
:*:jk::Just Kidding
:*:jw::Just Wondering
;[K]
::ka::Kick Arse
:*:kma::Kiss My Arse
:*:kufsran::Kicks Up Feet, Screams, Runs Around Naked
;[L]
:*:lmao::Laughing My Arse Off
:*:lmkao::Laughing My Kissed Arse Off
:*:lmfao::Laughing My F***ing Arse Off
::lol::Laughs Out Loud
::lool::Laughs Out Outstandingly Loud
:*:lmb::Lick My Butt
:*:lmt::Let Me Think
::l8r::Later
:*:l8rg8r::Later Gator
;[M]
:*:m/f::Male/Female
:*:m\f::Male\Female
::m$::Micro$oft
::m$s::Micro$oft Sux
:*:mss::Micro$oft Sux
:*:mbn::Must Be Nice
:*:muym::Make Up Your Mind
:*:myob::Mind Your Own Business
;[N]
:*:np::No Problem
:*:nvm::NeverMind
::nac::Not A Clue
::nas::Not A Soul
:*:nc::No Comment
:*:nn::Nothing New
::nb::Not Bad
::mbn::Must Be Nice
:*:nbl::Not Bloody Likely
::ni::Not Implemented
:*:ng::Not Good
:*:nff::Not Frickin' Funny
:*:nd::No Doubt
:*:nm::Not Much
:*:ne1::Anyone
:*:no1::No One
;[O]
:*:omg::Oh My Gawd
:*:oic::Oh I See
::ok::O.K.
;[P]
::pita::Pain In The Arse
::pos::Piece Of S***
:*:pls::Please
:*:plz::Please
::pt::Power Tripping
:*:pebcak::Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
;[Q]
:*:qt::Cutie
;[R]
::rofl::Rolling On Floor Laughing
::rotfl::Rolling On The Floor Laughing
:*:roflmao::Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off
:*:rotflmao::Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off
:*:roflmkao::Rolling On Floor Laughing My Kissed Arse Off
:*:rotflmkao::Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Kissed Arse Off
:*:roflmfao::Rolling On Floor Laughing My F***ing Arse Off
:*:rotflmfao::Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Arse Off
:*:rtfm::Read The Freaking Manual
;[S]
::sob::Son Of A B****
:*:soab::Son Of A B****
:*:syl::See You Later
::sy::See You
:*:sya::See You Around
::sup::What's up
;[T]
:*:ttyl::Talk To You Later
:*:ttyt::Talk To You Tomorrow
:*:ttys::Talk To You Soon
::tty::Talk To You
:*:tgif::Thank Gawd It's Friday
:*:tc::Take Care
:*:tff::Too F***ing Funny
::ty::Thank You
:*:tyg::There You Go
::tka::That Kicks Arse
::tb::Too Bad
:*:tg::That's Good
:*:ttfn::TaTa For Now
:*:ts::Tough S***
;[U]
:*:urada::You Are A DumbAss
;[V]
:*:vd::Very Dumb
;[W]
:*:wtg::Way To Go
:*:wdyt::What Do You Think
:*:wdyw::What Do You Want
:*:wz::WhatZup
::wu::What's Up
:*:wb::Welcome Back
:*:wtf::What The F***
:*:wza::WhatZup All
;[X]
:*:xxx::*PoRnO*
:*:xp::Windows XP
;[Y]
::yaad::You Are A DumbAss
:*:yw::You're Welcome
::ys::You Suck
:*:ysa::You Suck Arse
:*:yt::You're Trippin'
:*:y/n::Yes/No
:*:y/n/m::Yes/No/Maybe
:*:y\n::Yes\No
:*:y\n\m::Yes\No\Maybe
;[Z]
::zzz::Zzz (S) zzZ